Lachen met fundi quotes
Jun 22nd, 2008 by Bert Brussen
[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]
god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.
I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don’t really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.
I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don’t know that much about it does not bother me in the least.
[about a girl being born with mental disabilities] This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state. Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she’ll always be like this. god tests every one of us [emphasis added]
I honestly don’t care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.
This past spring I was expelled from my high school. Why? Because I’m a Christian. There was a girl in my class who was wiccan, and I didn’t want demons to possess me or anyone else and save her from satan. So, I told her that her faith was evil and told her to accept Jesus as Savior and she would be saved. Simple as that. Just say the sinners prayer and you can be saved! Well I got sent to the principal for that. She said I was ‘discriminating’ against her religion. I was only doing what the Bible, God, Jesus and my pastor said! How is that wrong!? Well, afterwards I was forced to aplologize, even though it’s a sin to, so I never meant what I said. So, instead I put a copy of a Jack Chick tract in her locker about how wicca and a paganism lead to murder, rape and other horrible things because it lets the devil get inside of you. I also left a little note about how she was going to hell. I was hoping she would see the error of her ways and repent from the evil, disgusting ‘religion’. Instead I was called down to the principal again and this time there were two police officers there. And they said I was under arrest for harrasing this girl and threatening her! What did I do? I just wanted her to accept Jesus and be saved! Now her family (all evil, stupid, disgusting god hating wiccans) want to sue me for discrimination and creating a hostile workplace! How is that fair? She’s the one who’s discriminating against me because I’m one with the LORD! Jesus is the only way to salvation! It’s that simple people! No pope, wicca, or anything stupid like that! JESUS ONLY! Why is is wrong to tell others that? It’s all the fault of the ACLU and simlar atheist organizations trying to destroy us Christians. Next they’ll want to genocide us for doing our Godly work.
A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire. [Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.] Are you calling them victims now? Should’ve stayed in the house where it’s safe.
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Leuke site, lijkt de conclusies over het religie-intelligentie onderzoek van een paar topics geleden te bevestigen…
Leuke site!? Lachen? Praten we hier dezelfde taal?
Ik kom anders niet meer bij…Geweldig die Amerikaanse fundi’s…
Haakt af. Begrijpt wereld niet meer. Zal een virus check doen.
Het beroerde is dat relifundi’s nog steeds gedekt worden door overheden. Is het niet hier of in de US dan is het wel in Jordanie waar relifundi’s bewerkstelligd hebben dat er een strafvervolging tegen Wilders komt. Zelfs wacht hem een internationaal arrestatiebevel, dat alles wegens “Fitna”, waardoor het binnenkort voor hem onveilg wordt om nog maar een stap buiten Nederland te zetten. Wilders’ sociaal-economische opvattingen deel ik in het geheel niet maar hij moet wel zijn statements kunnen blijven maken, vind ik!
http://www.nu.nl/news/1620981/11/rss/Wilders_vreest_arrestatiebevel_van_Jordani%EB.html
Leuke site, gruwelijke site, snikken en grimlachjes. Maakt duidelijk vanuit welke mentaliteit de religieuzen gedacht en gehandeld hebben toen ze nog over de absolute politieke macht beschikken en wat ze weer gaan doen als ze die macht opnieuw bezitten. Echter in de Dar al Islam beschikken ze nog over die macht, met alle gevolgen van dien.
Ik vond deze toch wel een beetje om te lachen: “No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.”
Ik bezoek FSTDT bijna dagelijks. Al sla ik de posts over homosexualiteit en Amerikaanse politici inmiddels gewoon over. Het zijn toch altijd de zelfde bullshit argumenten.
Maar het leukste is het als fundy’s met ID argumenten komen zonder enig idee te hebben waar ze over spreken. Dus dit is nog altijd één van de favorieten:
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=8255
Papa Bush heeft een keer gezegd dat iemand die niet in god gelooft geen Amerikaan kan zijn (of is).
“I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie ”
dat is nog wel de mooiste
“Archeologists have uncovered fossils of Huge Kangaroos that are much larger than todays Kangaroos.
But why do we not have those same huge Kangaroos today.
Millions of years ago, God and His angels were experimenting with
all different kinds of Life forms and very slowly genetically altered
their DNA to improve them in various ways. They improved their digestion
process, their bone structure, endocrine system etc etc.
But why were they so big? Because it is easier to see how a their body works
such as a hip joint or heart valve when it is larger. Just as we do today, we
create TV sets that are larger and we make them more efficient and
then we eventually miniturize them and that is what God and His Angels
did with the Animal life that they genetically engineered over the Millions of
years here on the Earth before Satan destroyed the Dinosaurs and Kangaroos”
HAHAH ik ga stuk hier, god is ook zo praktisch :’D
@8 Die is inderdaad hilarisch.
Net als deze:
“The only thing I don’t like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don’t think that’s right. We know the only true translation is the 1600′s version in English.
It’s too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in… and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.”
En:
“If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James — your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.”
Het zou geweldig grappig zijn als de fundies geen invloed hadden. Nu denk ik vooral aan de mensen die in dat klimaat moeten leven en (nog) niet kunnen ontsnappen.
Over lachen gesproken: George Carlin is niet meer
Yep. Sadly. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/files/photos/6/6f3bf9e0-eff7-4d1b-946d-fbeb2dd89029.html?SITE=WIMIL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
George Carlin krijgt postuum Mark Twain Prize: http://www.kennedy-center.org/programs/specialevents/marktwain/
Carlin is in de hemel! http://www.myextralife.com/archive.php?date=2008-06-25